A BEAUTY, A MYSTERY, A SPECTACLE TO BEHOLD...

Could've been a river, an ocean perhaps
Slithering through rocks and splattering on warm sandy shores,
Winding up through curves while sneaking a kiss to the air above.
Twinkling in the morning light and glistening in golden sunset,
aah - what a beauty to behold.


Could've been the wind,
Live everywhere,be everywhere .
Whispering melodies to a lover's ear,whirling a promise of forever more,
a keeper of both verbal and visual treasures .a wielder of one too many secrets.
- what a mystery to fathom


Could've been a bird,
Azure skies -  my domain where i swash my wings and defy gravity
cut  through air and wake the world with a morning song,
land on a pyramid or two- probably make a home at the amazons
 - what a spectacle to behold.

Could've a been fire,
a coveted flame  licking at matter whilst an ally of a passionate lover,
a terror to the elements yet a hero of earth
Wielding, possessing, consuming, devouring........claiming
a chant It sings: Fire fire on the hill,whose the fiercest of them all?

Lego House"

I'm gonna pick up the pieces,
And build a Lego house
If things go wrong we can knock it down

My three words have two meanings,
There's one thing on my mind
It's all for you

And it's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me warm
If you're broken I will mend you and I'll keep you sheltered from the storm that's raging on now
I'm out of touch, I'm out of love
I'll pick you up when you're getting down
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better now
I'm out of sight, I'm out of mind
I'll do it all for you in time
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better now, now
I'm gonna paint you by numbers
And colour you in
If things go right we can frame it and put you on a wall

And it's so hard to say it but I've been here before
Now I'll surrender up my heart
And swap it for yours
I'm out of touch, I'm out of love
I'll pick you up when you're getting down
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better now
I'm out of sight, I'm out of mind
I'll do it all for you in time
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better now
Don't hold me down
I think my braces are breaking, and it's more than I can take
And it's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me warm
If you're broken I will mend you and I'll keep you sheltered from the storm that's raging on now

FORGET KARMA,LET’S UNCLOTH THIS

Mistakes have consequences. It doesn’t matter if forgiveness was issued or not,  mistakes will always have consequences; ask Adam and Eve they’ll tell you for a fact. Through grace we are forgiven but justice will and must always be served, otherwise man would for a fact knowingly refuse to do what is right. Naturally, the heart of man is horrendously wicked and for the sake of familiarity allow me to add the adjective deceitful to that description; so he will do as he so pleases. However, the balance of life requires one never to do  what they think\pretend\assume or hope to be right but what they know to be so. It’s not a matter of feelings and speculations but a matter of strict obedience to laid down regulations so laws must always be adhered to effective immediately since creation.

You would think that by being sorry, one would be free of the guilt and condemnation that comes from a bad mistake. Not getting what the fuss is all about? Yes? No? Very well, allow me to bring the matter home.

Jared loves Suzanne and vice versa. Jared proposes one sunny afternoon in the Bahamas and Suzanne gladly accepts. They happily get married. One day they go out hunting and Jared is more than willing to show Suzanne how to use a gun. They start making out and forget the gun’s safe is off. Gun goes off. Bullet hits Suzanne right in the stomach. She bled out and died upon reaching the hospital.

Jared is so sorry he gets depressed. Everyone believes it was an accident even the judge will believe it to be so but will still pass a ‘GUILTY’ sentence to a manslaughter charge. Jared will be forgiven, heck I’m even sure Suzanne forgave him before she died but he still went to prison. Pity was not served but justice was. It’s a cruel system but hey, the world doesn’t belong to the faint hearted but the strong.

When evil is done, it doesn’t matter if any human saw it because I guarantee you God saw it and need I say, malipo ni papa hapa duniani. Wait for your judgement, I guarantee you your jury is taking notes.

A LOT HAS BEEN HAPENNING IN NAIROBI THIS EASTER HOLIDAY  e.g

 The mchingo el-presidente cashless\cash-full (depending on who you listen to )CMB  has been posing around with the voluptious gorgeous and by that i mean: fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake nails, too much make-up, fake boobs and most importantly fake butt; her socialite(ness) Vee S Baibe. All hail the majestic duo that put to rest Huddah's fame on putting Mustafa's manhood to shame,(not that he needed any help i mean, he was doing fine on his own.) Thankyou fo that BTW, that petty issue had enough airtime as it is. And on that note i recently discovered the real le presidentie's new nickname-wait for it... 'uhunye' hehe pathetic, right?

Pwahahaha, I'm in such a good mood today yawa!

Moving on swiftly,  I've been laughing my ass off since a few minutes ago this morning when i heard this guy saying and i quote ,

" I don't mind being beaten by my wife in fact i love it. Kunakuwanga na kashetani kameinuka ndani yangu so akinichapa huwa kanashuka na infact naskia vizuri sana cuz yeye hutumia kastrap ka mshipi."

Let's have a moment of silence please.

Now, together as one, hebu tushtuke "CHEEZOS!!" Now let's laugh: pwahahahahahah.

 Hey, I know for a fact that men are idiots (except mine: ok even yours-do you have one? ok they are not idiots they are kings! good enuff?? moving on...) but this one is extremely idiotic and stupid. Don't get me wrong, i mean, I'll gladly support the said wife any day anytime cuz us girls gotta stick together at times but riiiily? i think this guy was talking about BDSM and confused it with being disciplined by the wife. I remember been ekelewad a mshipi by my pops when i was a kiddo and i guarantee you it was no fun at all so how can this  jamaa be enjoying it. Shauri yake, mimi sitashinda hapo:

 No matter how much it is crucified, people will always religiously tune to classic 105 to listen to Maina's and King'ang'i's muchene as if it were church. It doesn't matter how explicit they get, in fact the more expicit they get the better. I remember last week when a lady called and  said " Me i cannot leave my husband even if he cheats on me, in fact i once caught him red handed in the act with another woman. Me siezi muacha, nitamngojea afanye shugli yake, amalize, amwage tuende nyumbani." Imagine!!!!! We will shake our heads in disbelief and talk about how Maina is ruining relationships and encouraging rampant behavior hell in fact we'll even call him the women's rep and suggest he needs Jesus. But what do we do the next day- we loyally tune in again and ignore the guilty voice in our heads that whispers 'you might go to hell for this' and even tweet to them after saying your morning prayer which goes like.."aki classic woi, wacha tu"  . A big shout out to you Maina and King'ang'i. Nairobi loves you. You still need Jesus though.

Gotta go back to work though, can't wait for tommorrow's morning conversation. adios!

THE ALPHA FEMALE...

The alpha female.....

Wired to think like a man but with a touch of utmost feminism....she's dominant,  extremely confident and obsessive at times most times. She does all  things with ardor. Devoted to her job-works like a donkey..career minded in short..

Speaks her mind. Gives her opinion without apology and really doesn't care what you think\feel. In fact, feelings don't play well with her. Takes nothing and everything seriously, confusing huh? that's pretty much the idea.She's not quiet, not soft spoken and definitely not the calm 'yes my husband' creature that your mommy said you'll meet when an adult.

Has an ego the size of an inflated air baloon. If your weak, get out of her way.Feeling competitive?feel free to challenge her- how else would she win if she doesn't crush you?

She's comfortable in her skin and dresses to impress. Ever on a mission to pursue and acquire power, status and definitely enjoys recognition but doesn't really care for  opinions.

No one is superior. Equality is her middle name for example, Judy meets Matt.Judy likes Matt and vice-avers. During the party, Matt asks Judy to sit on his lap,Judy smiles and sits next to him instead. She's his equal-doesn't want to be objectified .

Fiercely protective of her own. Fully devoted to her loved ones-but would never pause anything for their sake.If you're a beta male-steer clear otherwise you'll be calling radio  talk shows to whine and mourn about your wives on that station you secretly changed while she was away. She will gladly step on all non-Alpha males if they allow her to. You just have to figure out if you're a doormat or not. Has a lot in common with her equal alpha males counterparts than 80% of her fellow females.

On the other hand, they like to be romanced and courted. They're very emotional to say the least but very much in control of any situation. If she asks to pay for your lunch date,don't give in-it's a trap. She's not evil, so before you cower in a corner and wave your consecrated crucifix at her, know that there are other inferior women you can date, they occupy 80% of our population anyway #shrugs# unlike us the rare jewels.

One last  thing, she never marries or gets into a relationship down the chain. Why? The answer is simple-she doesn't want a man she will have to mother but would rather an alpha male that would take the lead and isn't intimidated by her brilliance.

How to be an alpha female..?work on being a bitch

THE EIGHT CRAZIEST TRENDING IMAGES ON SOCIAL MEDIA

THE EIGHT CRAZIEST TRENDING IMAGES ON SOCIAL MEDIA

How is this breaking news???

Tweeps outside buoart studios after seeing Corazon's real face LMFAO!

SMH! People are mean hehe

careful thee how you take a selfie!