please don't laugh, cry instead

"oh my gosh what should i wear?"
"choose something sexy but not very revealing, you don't wanna push him off you know", said Faith to her friend Luce. "i don't want to seem too eager and since when did 'sexy' push a man away? anyway im confused what to wear!"
"come on girl! confused..cuz of a date? puhleez....just get dressed and get yourself to that hotel."
"okay okay, i tink i'll wear my LBD  with the silver shoes,thanks gotta go!" (hungs up)

Luce could'nt wait to get to the Sarova hotel where she had a hot date with Jeremiayer; so she made sure everything about her outfit and appearance was perfect.
minutes later she made a gratefull entrance into the magnificent hotel where a polite courteous waiter directed her to her reserved table where her prince charming Jeremy as sh calls him, awaited her.

Luce could literally see the stars twinkle and shine as they arose with every sparkle of anticipation that rose within her as Jeremy hugged her and with a wave dismissed the waiter to bring them wine.
Jeremy leaned closer and whispered "hey Luce lovely, I've missed you and couldn't...."
Luce did not even hear the rest of his statement due to the sound of crushing glass stars she had built in the air when the pungent smell of his breath that was like that of a pigsty hit her.

One minute she was swooning at the conqueror of her heart, the other one she was...well, i think i need not finish for we can all guess the repercussions of Jeremy's bad breath. we can also guess that Luce didn't exactly have a good time if at all she chose to stay and persevere through that whirlwind of stench of bad breath and if Jeremy is lucky enough, maybe Luce might buy him a toothbrush for a birthday present and take him for a free field trip to the Dental Hospital in Kenyatta.

My question is: what happened to the 'brush after every meal' lessons we were given in primary school, what happened to 'floss' regularly' advice from the doctor and all adverts you view for free in the TV?A man is not only about how he grooms himself bit it's also about the scents his body emits; this goes for the ladies too by the way. This will cost you a mere 50bob i.e 25 bob for toothpaste and 25bob for  a toothbrush and don't you dare complain this is expensive considering you always use bamba 50 or more everyday. So do you want that kiss or not...?then i suggest you start brushing those teeth regularly.