A LOT HAS BEEN HAPENNING IN NAIROBI THIS EASTER HOLIDAY  e.g

 The mchingo el-presidente cashless\cash-full (depending on who you listen to )CMB  has been posing around with the voluptious gorgeous and by that i mean: fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake nails, too much make-up, fake boobs and most importantly fake butt; her socialite(ness) Vee S Baibe. All hail the majestic duo that put to rest Huddah's fame on putting Mustafa's manhood to shame,(not that he needed any help i mean, he was doing fine on his own.) Thankyou fo that BTW, that petty issue had enough airtime as it is. And on that note i recently discovered the real le presidentie's new nickname-wait for it... 'uhunye' hehe pathetic, right?

Pwahahaha, I'm in such a good mood today yawa!

Moving on swiftly,  I've been laughing my ass off since a few minutes ago this morning when i heard this guy saying and i quote ,

" I don't mind being beaten by my wife in fact i love it. Kunakuwanga na kashetani kameinuka ndani yangu so akinichapa huwa kanashuka na infact naskia vizuri sana cuz yeye hutumia kastrap ka mshipi."

Let's have a moment of silence please.

Now, together as one, hebu tushtuke "CHEEZOS!!" Now let's laugh: pwahahahahahah.

 Hey, I know for a fact that men are idiots (except mine: ok even yours-do you have one? ok they are not idiots they are kings! good enuff?? moving on...) but this one is extremely idiotic and stupid. Don't get me wrong, i mean, I'll gladly support the said wife any day anytime cuz us girls gotta stick together at times but riiiily? i think this guy was talking about BDSM and confused it with being disciplined by the wife. I remember been ekelewad a mshipi by my pops when i was a kiddo and i guarantee you it was no fun at all so how can this  jamaa be enjoying it. Shauri yake, mimi sitashinda hapo:

 No matter how much it is crucified, people will always religiously tune to classic 105 to listen to Maina's and King'ang'i's muchene as if it were church. It doesn't matter how explicit they get, in fact the more expicit they get the better. I remember last week when a lady called and  said " Me i cannot leave my husband even if he cheats on me, in fact i once caught him red handed in the act with another woman. Me siezi muacha, nitamngojea afanye shugli yake, amalize, amwage tuende nyumbani." Imagine!!!!! We will shake our heads in disbelief and talk about how Maina is ruining relationships and encouraging rampant behavior hell in fact we'll even call him the women's rep and suggest he needs Jesus. But what do we do the next day- we loyally tune in again and ignore the guilty voice in our heads that whispers 'you might go to hell for this' and even tweet to them after saying your morning prayer which goes like.."aki classic woi, wacha tu"  . A big shout out to you Maina and King'ang'i. Nairobi loves you. You still need Jesus though.

Gotta go back to work though, can't wait for tommorrow's morning conversation. adios!