DEVOLUTION  #Kenya@50

You know, i thought my boss was being petty when he said my hair color was too conspicuous i had to re-dye it, wait till I heard M.Ps seriously -  meticulously - arguing and agreeing in unison, that governors should remove the Kenyan flag from their cars. Really,what the HELL?? Is it just  me or are our politicians just triffling. 

Ngimurok has just died.
Ngimurok is, or rather was a boy less than a decade old  in the North-West semi arid area of Kenya called Turkana. He was born underweight and continued to suffer malnutrition till his last 6th year on earth. His parents didn't even mourn, the village didn't even notice he was dead. Why? Because child mortality is as normal as the 1.5M entertainment allowance on a governor's payslip. 

So do i really care if Kidero puts 10 flags on his Rolls Royce? Do i seriously give a crap if his name starts with your excellency? The only person i can give ear to is honorable Andai who opposed that motion as at 1128 hours Wednesday 2014 but as expected, the whole house attacked him like a bunch of sharks (wait, that's too good a name),like a bunch of hyenas who've smelled blood.

In the name of devolution, i sincerely urge you 'honorable' members of parliament, to mature up and discuss serious motions, for example, allocating more money to needy counties instead of giving them to the Wamboras in government who use it to construct 150M (which is signed off as petty cash) mansions for themselves. Had you even noticed that Elianto that was Ksh 300 four years ago, is now Ksh 960? Oh yeah that's right, you own most of these organizations and are mostly responsible for hiking the prices of these basic commodities. Need i say who is responsible for hiking oil prices? as 'wananchi' and not 'wenye nchi' we humbly say 'TUNAKUJUA!' Even Ocampo and Bensouda know you.

And this ladies and gentlemen, is devolution #Kenya@50!!!!