A SUDANESE WOMAN CALLED WAMBUI NJOKI MUNENE
At the beginning of this year,i made a resolution that i Ninar Bahati will not be  a benefactor of a newly shaven Indian woman and true to my word, my hair is and has been natural for the last 4 months, ask my barber, he'll tell u fo sure.

I mean, even Beyonce wears wigs and i can bet on Nicki Minaj's boobs and butt that those massive curls of hair are not real. Speaking of which, pink, green, blue, purple and yellow hair doesn't exist; so ya'll identity crisis stricken teenagers women , young and old alike can ditch those and make a solemn vow to top looking like walking rainbows.

And before you hit me with 'mwanamke ni weave kuwa natural wachia mau forest', let me remind you that kuwa celeb ni short hair( Lupita, Mrs. Mandela & Museveni e.t.c). It beats reason when a Sudanese woman called Wambui Njoki Munene bravely spots blond hair and proceeds to call herself a fashion stylista. News flash honey, you look like a black wizard of oz.

You men ain't spared either, what's with the brown Mohawks in the middle of your heads? I know Erick Omondi induced this colored baby locks frenzy but he looks good in it and you don't. Konshens can get away with red hair cuz he's rich and has hit songs to his name while you don't. I know you wanna look as hot as he does but YOU WON'T. I mean, look what happened when Fred Omondi tried to copy his bro's hair color and failed miserably.

You  gotta be sensitive to your facial features. Even the good book says that we are wonderfully and fearfully made, most of our men fall onto the latter. Honestly I liked Diamond better with his short hair singing sweetly to Mbagala. Look what happened when he tried to fit into the celebrity status quo. He put a brown Mohawk. Shortly afterwards we started hearing stories sijui how he started dating his sister, or was it his cousin; made her pregnant then later dumped her. Two relationships later the guy is frequently spotted drinking and messing around with women while showing off his six pac( we looove those though)  ; but maybe if he had remained natural we would still love him more-oh wait damn we still love him  no matter what.

Seriously though, let's go back to naturalness. I mean, even Minaj is free of cancer and her hair has grown back and sometimes, which is once in a leap year, she doesn't wear wigs or weaves.

That said and done, let's get LUPITAD people!!!!!!